Pizza Pan Tong Simulator 2014 confirmed.

Ah c'mon ..give Stuart Ashens of ashens.com fame credit on that as well (seeing as they're pretty much just screen grabs from his channel (and he's a talented and also genuinely nice bloke for not suing me that time I did the parody video of his sofa reviews ;))

Oh, their mom was standing right there. xD Yea, they got a bit more from their trade-ins for pre-ordering, which is good. It got them about $9 extra, and they spent $5 on the pre-order, so it lowered their out-of-pocket cost to $26. Still a good deal.

It seems you're wrong. A lot of us do in fact want a 3D Futurama...

LMAO… wait…. some more LMAO…

Welp. I took the horsie to water but he just wouldn't drink. I tried dude. Sorry I couldn't help you :(

Starring and replying hold two different values. It's easier to throw a star at someone than it is to reply to someone (who will probably get their feelings hurt and reply with a personal insult). Replies > stars.

Nah man, when there are literally thousands of quality nazi jokes on twitter right now, you gotta set that bar higher. Your joke was like a fat kid trying to fosbury flop. Sorry :(

Something something tor Brazil a new asshole something something.

I was trying to explain to my girlfriend what Lalas looked like in the 90's when he was still playing. Describing his hair and goatee wasn't getting anywhere until I said "he looked just like the dude from the Spin Doctors" and she immediately lit up with understanding.

Best thing about this video is this comment. I tried to explain to my wife why I was laughing so hard. She didn't get what an incognito tab was... things got awkward.

If I wanted to watch two hairy dudes get wet, I would have opened an incognito tab.

"If I wanted to watch two hairy dudes get wet, I would have opened an incognito tab."

This is the waterslide-video equivalent of blue balls with its cameras facing every direction but the direction I wanted to see. If I wanted to watch two hairy dudes get wet, I would have opened an incognito tab.

I see your coconut cutting and raise you a coconut peeling.

THIS IS THE COOLEST THING I HAVE SEEN TODAY GODDAMN

A Kotaku Jezebel cross-post focused around micro-transactions, casual games, and Kim Kardashian.

Man, what an inspiring story. I just can't believe Randle made it to the NBA and now gets to play with his idol despite being born with a backwards torso.

If soccer were broadcast like the NFL: