You are classless, idiot garbage. As someone who was in Stillwater today and happened across the scene not long after the incident I can assure you I never heard anyone utter anything tying this to any sort of agenda. Even drunk driving (surprisingly).

Join the Scientologists, Tom. It is your destiny.

I second this, a weekly wtf is Mike Carey talking about feature would be excellent. It is just total confusion every time they cut to him in the studio. He is a distant third on the referee adviser rankings, with Mike Pereira >>>> Gerry Austin >>>>.......>>>>> Mike Carey. I just wish they could somehow get Carl…

The fuck is Mike Carey talking about?

You out Drewed Dave Magary.

“*Allegedly* killed the president”

Easy, just put it on the astros server.

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Blurple is the color of surprise?

He should have spent more time on the elliptical.

Hey, man, why the hate? We Packers fans LOVE Jay Cutler.

Dude has not aged well

A good sports baby.

3,000 miles away, yet still the closest he’s come to a champion sheep.

When I lived on the Siberian Plateau in 2005, I managed to find a PS2 and a copy of MVP Baseball 2004 (or whatever).

Every morning, I’d wake up and my roommate and I would fire up the coal heater before a couple water bong rips and, as we got ready for the day, I’d try to pitch a perfect game with Barry Zito.

There’s probably no better way enjoy an Indians defeat than to leave with a bloody scalp.

Sherman? Maxwell was already burned by Atlanta.

Welcome to Kinja, Drax.

“The Patriots get away with murder.”