He should have spent more time on the elliptical.

Hey, man, why the hate? We Packers fans LOVE Jay Cutler.

Dude has not aged well

A good sports baby.

3,000 miles away, yet still the closest he’s come to a champion sheep.

When I lived on the Siberian Plateau in 2005, I managed to find a PS2 and a copy of MVP Baseball 2004 (or whatever).

Every morning, I’d wake up and my roommate and I would fire up the coal heater before a couple water bong rips and, as we got ready for the day, I’d try to pitch a perfect game with Barry Zito.

There’s probably no better way enjoy an Indians defeat than to leave with a bloody scalp.

Sherman? Maxwell was already burned by Atlanta.

Colts’ bolts jolt dolts.

Welcome to Kinja, Drax.

“The Patriots get away with murder.”

Anyone else think that Magary looks like a retarded Steve Kerr?

Yeah, cause he didn’t look like an idiot already with “QUACKENBUSH” across his back.

it seems third overall pick Jahlil Okafor isn’t too psyched to put on the jersey.

It really isn’t meta at all...

So Cousins joins Brett Favre on the list of athletes that need to trim the grass in order to see their snake.

Come on man, that’s total bullcrap. Mets fans are much more educated than that. I’ve been a life long Mets fan, and continue to bleed orange and blue. We know more than 33...

Thanks, Deadspin, but we already know that Indians always win the Spelling Bees

Literally every single possession ran through James.