1. Walk to the nearest highway

It's not delivery, it's... deflated?

Can you write a highlight truthers highlights article?

You're forgetting the Easterbrook-Francesca law!

How about instruments of torture? -Plankton

He's been there before.

It was RGIII and the soup comment for me, as well as Case Keenum's plant

But....you didn't.

Eli had a way better season as well.

Yeah, the real Russel would never ruin his "good-guy" brand by saying the f-word.

Alex English was pretty damn good.

No. No I wouldn't.

The Rockets probably would've had to commit to a hard reset too, ( Darryl Morey is the type of GM to play the numbers game) if not for Clay Bennet being a total cheapskate. It's not like the Knicks had any hope of getting a James Harden type player for a can of beans.

Just Detroit being screwed by refs, that's all.

Doesn't this remind anyone of the Armando Gallaraga incident?

Wow! Bad Luck Brian got pretty tall!

That sounds like a WNBA team.

Calm down. All I said, and I quote, was: "The guy killed the cops because of the media's assault on the police. Without the media going overboard, they would not be dead right now." The man said so himself. Do we not believe confessions just because we don't want to believe them?

Because the gunmen at Columbine, or Sandy Hook didn't clearly say that video games were the cause of this, unlike here.

Okay, in simpler terms: Kinja, one of the most liberal websites that exists in terms of coverage, finds the DEATH of two policeman more newsworthy than the coverage of crowd control.