Don't forget the alternate universe theory, where if you go back in time and change anything, which inherently you're doing by going back in time, it causes a new branch in which, you, the time-traveler, actually exist.

Oh, come on about number 10. The sword in Warbreaker by Brandon Sanderson is AWESOME.

I'm just saying, it wouldn't be believable.

Gregg Popovich is way more athletic.

I personally don't find this kind of dunk interesting because Butler was only trying to take a charge and get an offensive foul called. He didn't actively go up to block, he didn't actively do ANYTHING, he literally just stood there. (Also had Butler actually been outside of the restricted zone it WOULD have been a…

Does anyone know of a good beer that can be bought in a normal store, and not in some hole-in-the-wall craft brewery, which only sells beer that's called something like "Tasty Raccoon" and tastes of marshmallow, black pepper, and Nutella?

Well I personally despise cucumbers as they taste like watered-down grass, and look like a swamp-thing's dick.

"So, Coach, how long do you think Tim Duncan could last in a tanning bed?

Current NBA head coaches who were college coaches too: Brad Stevens, Tom Thibodeau, Stan Van Gundy, Flip Saunders, and Quin Snyder. Recently fired NBA/college HC: PJ Carelisimo, Mike Dunlap, John Loyer, and Rick Adelman. Hmmm...

Current NBA head coaches who were college coaches too: Brad Stevens, Tom Thibodeau, Stan Van Gundy, Flip Saunders, and Quin Snyder. Hmmm...

Of course its gravelly, its James freakin Spader!

I forgot James Spader was voicing Ultron! He sounds really cool.

Plus, James Spader!

On run of the mill injuries: While biting the inside of your mouth is pretty bad because it lasts for a while, a papercut on the skin between your fingers is a BITCH.

An Amusement Park in Pennsylvania was Planned, Therefore Dorney.

How did you not mention the fact that Greggggggg's "critique" on X-Men: Days of Future Past DIDN'T EVEN MAKE ANY FUCKING SENSE? He literally asked why things were different in an altered timeline! In conclusion, Gregggggg is a haughty dumbass, and X-men was AWESOME.

The tooth even has a twitter account!

Thank you, Captain Obvious!

All of them were solo shots. What does that say about every other Nats hitter?

Obviously, the best smell in the universe is freshly-baked bread and just cut grass.