On run of the mill injuries: While biting the inside of your mouth is pretty bad because it lasts for a while, a papercut on the skin between your fingers is a BITCH.

An Amusement Park in Pennsylvania was Planned, Therefore Dorney.

How did you not mention the fact that Greggggggg's "critique" on X-Men: Days of Future Past DIDN'T EVEN MAKE ANY FUCKING SENSE? He literally asked why things were different in an altered timeline! In conclusion, Gregggggg is a haughty dumbass, and X-men was AWESOME.

The tooth even has a twitter account!

Thank you, Captain Obvious!

All of them were solo shots. What does that say about every other Nats hitter?

Obviously, the best smell in the universe is freshly-baked bread and just cut grass.

This is awesome.....