7. Don’t drop their phone.

OMG, I remember watching this episode as a kid and having a "moment". Because I had an aunt with CFS and the whole family was basically like "she is lazy". This episode was a little uncomfortable. And ten year old me realized that most of my family we're being assholes. 

Fuck you that was perfect.

You looking to get deported, eh?

for the sake of some pretend-drama on a Netflix show

Duckling turns 18* at the end of August. I’m taking her to the election board that day so she can register.

You know what Beth. It’s sad that you spend your dumbass life criticizing santa and imagination. Your journalism sucks as much as your lack of creativity and imagination.

It’s good to know that there’s absolutely nothing of value to Halperin except the ability to spin some gossip books.

Well, first of all, if the public shaming costs them their careers, they lose their position of power from which to prey on women, which is a very good thing! Secondly, the simple fact that we’re drawing so much awareness to sexual predation right now inches us closer to all forms of justice. The reckoning has begun,…

Wow the guy who tells jokes about current events for a living told a joke about current events and now he’s a “disgusting pig”.

Now, don’t be disgusting.

Note: I was born in 1960, and my life in the closet included a Navy career even before DADT. When I was born, being gay was criminal nationwide. So a lot of what I would have needed to tell my younger self is not nearly as applicable to anyone in the closet today. Thank God, and thank all the amazing people who were…

I prefer (Redacted) cocaine (Redacted) bath salts (Redacted) off her pussy (Redacted) ball gag (Redacted) and a shaved billy goat.

like human platters, if that makes sense.

Survival wouldn’t appear to require looting a grocery store.

What does it look like to you on the ground there in Houston? Hope you’re holding up okay.

The Onion- White Foragers Report Threat Of Black Looters

You’re an awful person and should be ashamed of yourself.

Thank you! I really appreciate you taking notice of the issue and fixing it, and don't be too hard on yourself for the initial oversight :) ...P.S., don't suppose I could be cheeky and ask to stop being a default-grey, while I have your attention? (Seems worth a try!) :D

So... what did he say? The lack of a transcript makes this article harder to understand for those of us with hearing impairments.