“Due because”.

Bravo!!

What a sad picture.

How do you appraise a car that’s been totaled?

Why do ALL local newscasters talk with that annoying intonation?

I hate you with the intensity of a 1000 suns.

YOU PEOPLE??

And here I am, thinking that an angel, who happens to be a pagan (?), did the body slamming. Angel Pagan, what an awful name...

$36 for a friggin wallet??

$36 for a friggin wallet??

There’s a reason why there aren’t that many out there.

Those suggestions suck.

We’re all at a loss here...

I wouldn’t call Ft Lauderdale the middle of nowhere, and you can find great homes in nice neighborhoods for around $300k -we know we did just before this summer.

Where do you live where a $600k house can be found in a “low-end neighborhood”?

Sheesh, speak for yourself! :p

Been meaning to ask this for a while: what does the girl in the article’s header have to do with shade?

Are you two related?

Fascinating... :/

I always thought she looked like an alien.

I weep for the future.