We may have gotten humiliated in the World Cup, but the overall games ran as smoothly as they could.

Not to me.

If this is complicated for us city folk, how in the holy hell will a run-of-the-mill redneck get this??

Jolly good job!

Agreed. Used these Pods before, nothing too exceptional.

Agreed. Used these Pods before, nothing too exceptional.

Still, $60 for a beach chair?

Still, $60 for a beach chair?

Holy shit lady, that's a shit ton of words that really mean nothing...

Couldn’t you just have said “thanks for the clarification”? But no, you had to be one of the Denton’s bitches and be all snarky.

Yeah, I’m not feelin’ it. Plus, is that a limp dick on his mouth?

I read the article’s title three times and still didn’t understand what it’s about.

That article’s title is so fucking clever, well done Mrs. Cunty McCunt!

I don’t get it: she clearly respects other people’s lifestyles, she just doesn’t agree with them. She even recognizes the hatred that many have towards the LGBTQBBQ community

Daaaaaaaang girl, you’re bitter!

You could’ve saved us all the trouble and just published the last paragraph.

Ask Dick Juzwiak, he can spot those things miles away...

Driver should go back to public transportation, where he clearly belongs...

Hate to break it to ya, but that's not a parody video.

Jalopnik: NOPE

You had us all at “Ford Mustang”. Well done sir!

Doner?