CareBearDestroy

4/8/17

How gracious of you to “choose” to believe him and then go on and on about why you don’t really.

10/10/16

“Our culture is filled with bars and strip clubs on every corner.”

10/10/16

I think we just did... :(

10/10/16

Shhh, just keep ignoring her like the rest of Western Washington residents do.

10/10/16

Ever seen a Kansas stripper?

10/10/16

“Our culture is filled with bars and strip clubs on every corner.”

6/15/16

It just looks like a remote.

WHY ARE YOU BODY SHAMING THAT POOR CONTRAPTION SHEP!

6/12/16

Regretfully, that’s what I did.

6/12/16

Without many interesting exclusives I still can’t see myself getting one. I can’t buy a console for just Halo.

4/27/16

Some say it costs as much as a small moon.

12/21/14

It wasn't until a few minutes after I posted this that I realized what I'd done.

12/3/14

Its no worse than an obscenely old person with a deteriorating brain.

11/28/14

His ass suddenly lives in 1900. Yuuup. No internet, phone, or computer. No TV, either. No more social media accounts — as in deleted, not closed. Not allowed to use the internet at school, either — all that "research information" is in books. Won't sign off on a driver's license. Suddenly he needs to pay rent, and he…

11/16/14

The changing of the control schedule has nothing to do with it. Hydrocodone is and always was a controlled substance—the change has more to do with prescriptions written to pharmacies and the manner in which they're transcribed and submitted along with the number of refills allowed, etc.

11/7/14

As a Canadian, we will happily bag him and then apologize for not doing it faster.

11/6/14

Kind of a shitty gift

10/24/14

Gawker has editors?

10/5/14

Let's make sure history never forgets the name, Enterprise

9/20/14

Worst boarding experience while also being the most thrilling? Boarding a 747 in Beijing in the early 2000s. Plane was late, so they wanted to go fast...some kind of bell rung at the ticketing counter and there was an immediate mosh pit of a few hundred jammed up to get through the door. Go through the ticketing,…

12/18/13

LOL... like fear of injection needles, heights, falling pianos. I'm brown. The fewer hassles during air travel, the better.