Spiderman was much better.

Like many pretty things, easy on the eyes and completely batshit.

What the hell happened to Tinkerbell?

Three smurfs to the smurf!

...and then it explodes.

In Salem, MA your ass will get a ticket.
But for the most part, the palces I've been in NE and on the East Coast in general don't uphold ticketing.

Janeway really does look like shit these days...

I've only ever heard Limey's and the spawn of the nations they enslaved use "maths".

Point Break needs some love.

Hologram Garabaldi calls you out on your shit.

#corrections

Is there an appropriate place to gripe about why the front page looks like a shitty Wikipedia entry?

Pink mist

But, my favorite. Take that back.

One can blow a hull "onward"?

Typo, I believe.

'When the Japanese withdrew from Kiska in July 1943, each mini sub was scuttled by the detonation of an internal explosive charge that blew the hull onward.'

You need to be burned in a city centre.

Witchblade.

I'm pretty sure he meant learn English.
Perhaps, you may have had too much late night "bear"?

I want to thank everyone for ridding the comments of this man, this plague if you will, with fire. Fire. And. Bandy.

I miss that pickup.