Tatis' accomplishment should definitely come with an asterisk, though. Chan Ho was a notoriously hitter-friendly Park.

as if we all have complete control over our willpower and determination.

I actually considered getting the Extra Innings package, just so I could listen to Scully.

I guess if you can't tell, you're too far gone.

It also illustrates the fact that no one gives a shit.

That sounds a little "excessive" for "pointing" a "laser" at a "helicopter" in a "threatening manner".

With a little time and effort, this unfortunate image could have been unnoticeably fixed.

She's incredibly talented, but belief in Scientology and awesomeness are mutually exclusive, IMO.

FINNISH HER!

Let's be honest, 70% of Congress could fold tomorrow + nobody would notice a difference w/ possible exception of increase in passed legislation.

Officials said suspicions were raised when she registered under her Spanish pseudonym, "Chloie Sans Jonsson"

Such bullshit. And nearly identical to a problem I'm having at my job, where I maintain that I'm the Assistant Manager, but the grumpy old boss insists that I'm actually someone he's never seen before, and security insists that I leave the premises of Sam's Club immediately.

The St. Paul Tribune reported the coach was popped by pop; the Atlanta Journal-Constitution claimed he was conked by Coke; the Melbourne Herald Sun declared he was socked with a soft drink; and the New York Post said he was assaulted by a dark-skinned youth wielding a knife.

Rival station KBNR has no such restriction.

and i thought most arizonians were vehemently anti-beaner.

I can also "hate" you.

Sounds like the only college football player who was afraid to come out of the closet was Craig James' kid.

So they just hopped a fence and climbed a bunch of stairs? It's that easy to get to the roof of one of these buildings? Crazy.

Oh Mary, we all understand how you stay employed. You're one of the most genuinely awesome people in sports television, sort of an anti-Collinsworth, and you know your stuff like few others. I raise a glass to you.

Nobody will see this comment, but I wish that these posts that share past articles would have their own comments section rather than inheriting that of the original article. This would allow everyone to foster a new discussion on the topic, which I think would be great (especially for this topic).