I'll have me some of them french fried taters, MMM...HHMMM.

Revenge is a dish best served YELLING AT ERIN ANDREWS FACE!!!!

Considering the possible ramifications of going to a movie in Colorado, the first person I'd invite is my shooting guard.

"Catch radius? Nah, my dog got shots."
-E. Smith

Wow. The sky truly is the limit for this kid.

Thanks for doing this Dan.

If Greg Oden had even a shred of self awareness, he'd have chosen Knee Hate Me.

Well English isn't Jameis' strong suit, he even struggles with the meaning of basic sight words like "no" and "stop"

It's a pigment of their imagination.

Hey, dude had to learn sooner rather than later that ladies can be sensitive about the crimson tide.

did the Browns really have to put team HQ next to some kind of abandoned box factory?

Shit! Okay...

Kind of goes without saying... so I'll say it.

I was really hoping for a montage of shit exploding. I don't need to know how you did it, just show it happening.

Oh, for fuck's sake. His jokey observation was did not insult women, didn't trivialize her experience, didn't hijack a serious thread, etc.

The thing I noticed is that no matter what, the exaggerated artificiality of the hair, the clothes, and the scenes made me see actors acting and not characters. This is an incredibly cool movie, but it feels like very conscious self-parody.

Thought my new mini disc player was so futuristic and awesome. Maybe burned one cd with it and then was done...

Also don't forget the much superior glass, there's a reason a pro Canon L or equivalent glass weights as much as 20 iPhones.

I stopped reading when you mentioned having a fast lens.