I actually considered getting the Extra Innings package, just so I could listen to Scully.

It also illustrates the fact that no one gives a shit.

That sounds a little "excessive" for "pointing" a "laser" at a "helicopter" in a "threatening manner".

With a little time and effort, this unfortunate image could have been unnoticeably fixed.

She's incredibly talented, but belief in Scientology and awesomeness are mutually exclusive, IMO.

FINNISH HER!

Let's be honest, 70% of Congress could fold tomorrow + nobody would notice a difference w/ possible exception of increase in passed legislation.

Officials said suspicions were raised when she registered under her Spanish pseudonym, "Chloie Sans Jonsson"

Such bullshit. And nearly identical to a problem I'm having at my job, where I maintain that I'm the Assistant Manager, but the grumpy old boss insists that I'm actually someone he's never seen before, and security insists that I leave the premises of Sam's Club immediately.

The St. Paul Tribune reported the coach was popped by pop; the Atlanta Journal-Constitution claimed he was conked by Coke; the Melbourne Herald Sun declared he was socked with a soft drink; and the New York Post said he was assaulted by a dark-skinned youth wielding a knife.

Rival station KBNR has no such restriction.

and i thought most arizonians were vehemently anti-beaner.

I can also "hate" you.

Sounds like the only college football player who was afraid to come out of the closet was Craig James' kid.

Oh Mary, we all understand how you stay employed. You're one of the most genuinely awesome people in sports television, sort of an anti-Collinsworth, and you know your stuff like few others. I raise a glass to you.

They had to push the trolley because they couldn't get it out of neutral.

"She's also an outlier in that at 5'4" and 105 lbs, her height-weight combination put her slightly below the threshold doctors who use the BMI scale would consider "healthy." She's also below what Weight Watchers would consider healthy for her height."

Interesting. So when it comes to overweight people, BMI is garbage…

The people writing the policy for so long have benefited from nickel-and-diming their own employees that they rather pathetically cling to the status quo. I don't think economics matter here as much as psychology. So much of what I've read from rich people is that they have a rapacious hunger for money, and there will…

Dude, it's the internet. Hindsight and introspection have no place here. I WANT GRAZIANO'S ASS AT PIMLICO DOWNS YESTERDAY!

It's kind of fascinating to me that to so many of these commenters, the only thing that could entitle a person to complain about their job is being forced to do it at gunpoint. Literally, that's it.