I'll have me some of them french fried taters, MMM...HHMMM.

Revenge is a dish best served YELLING AT ERIN ANDREWS FACE!!!!

Considering the possible ramifications of going to a movie in Colorado, the first person I'd invite is my shooting guard.

"Catch radius? Nah, my dog got shots."
-E. Smith

Wow. The sky truly is the limit for this kid.

Thanks for doing this Dan.

If Greg Oden had even a shred of self awareness, he'd have chosen Knee Hate Me.

Well English isn't Jameis' strong suit, he even struggles with the meaning of basic sight words like "no" and "stop"

It's a pigment of their imagination.

Hey, dude had to learn sooner rather than later that ladies can be sensitive about the crimson tide.

did the Browns really have to put team HQ next to some kind of abandoned box factory?

Oh, for fuck's sake. His jokey observation was did not insult women, didn't trivialize her experience, didn't hijack a serious thread, etc.

The thing I noticed is that no matter what, the exaggerated artificiality of the hair, the clothes, and the scenes made me see actors acting and not characters. This is an incredibly cool movie, but it feels like very conscious self-parody.

Gifed:

You're forcing people to rely on stereotypes in these questions and then when they rely on stereotypes you're like "OMG DON'T USE STEREOTYPES".

Not yet sure if I should endorse your comment. Let me mullet over.

Look, these kids are 12 and the Internet exists. They're already well-versed in scat, donkey porn, bukkake, shemales, what have you.

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