"No, it's not windy!"

Intentionally accepting a fault to end a match? Welcome to every argument I have with my wife! BOOYA!

It may have been only four hours to us, but at BYU that equates to about 60 million years.

"That's great! Now do George Zimmerman!"

Yale sweaters are actually surprisingly hard to come by.

Tim Lincecum did something similar. But I find it hard to believe he's only the 420th best player in MLB.

"Times have changed man. I remember when exposing your bone in public was career suicide."

That poor woman. Nothing worse than unexpectedly getting hit with a cycle and ending up with blood everywhere.

I'm a sack of sugar at night and a man in the morning.