I can’t imagine Magic doing that. He seems like a positive person.

The ref was later relieved to return to his day job as the preacher from Footloose.

And with that, Teddy KGB’s gaming comeback ended in public embarrassment.

Xplain how this works to me?

In the great hotel room
There was a telephone
And the fake news
And a picture of –
A callgirl giving him a full moon

I figured since they were not playing football that their cause was Concussion Prevention

It would be fantastically ironic if the train derailment leading to the destruction of 120 BMW was caused by a signaling problem?

LLC. :)

Racial profiling at it’s worst.

C’mon man, that’s not fair. Sox fans can’t write.

Theo: Not sure we’re gonna be able to wait them to death every game.

That man looks cold.. We should get him a blanket

The one tagline that haunted me through a postseason (and for years to come) dates back even further. It wasn’t to promote baseball, no, it was to promote the classic FOX drama ‘Skin’.

She puts the “T. Rex” in Valtrex!

Ahh, Florida State fans. It’s like if Notre Dame fans were bad at spelling.

Pretty sure that’s a Lame Bro

Why would the Cubs even want Chapman? There's no designated hitter in the NL...

It’s obvious that his tire pressure is way off.

So the new Z-28 will be able to carry a full sheet of drywall?