Arnold: Well Bear, looks like it's you and me again, two good cops on a boat in a sea of corruption, greed, booze, drugs, whores, and gambling.

What happens to the seized weapons? Will they be auctioned off to other military? Anyone up for a Jalopnik fund to purchase a MiG-21 sans-weapon systems?

Too much work and you lose the delicate taste of the Ruffles Ultimate Beef and Cheese Dip. This is how an elderly housewife from southern Maryland taught me when I was a kid.

Really? I was let to believe it was a Mr. Ve Tak Yoo.

Wow, Chris Brown is gonna be hella disappointed when he finds out beating cancer isn't what he thinks it is.

#ConferenceIII

That's almost as bad as when ESPN laid off Lynn Hoppes via Wikipedia.

Arizona first base coach Steve Sax threw a punch at Don Mattingly but it wound up in the stands behind first base.

Thanks for the Update on Vancouver's Farm System.

Milwaukee Brewers 3, Chicago Cubs 6

The Cubs ruined a perfectly good meltdown to come back from a 3-0 deficit to the Brewers with 6 unanswered runs.

Chicago: Blackhawks 5, Predators 3

Florida, Florida Atlantic.... no Florida Gulf Coast?

I can't believe it took them almost three years to release a CliffsNotes version.

Denver: Chicago Blackhawks 5, Colorado Avalanche 2. Jimmy Hayes of Chicago gets his first goal after being called up to the big club last week. His goal opened the scoring for Chicago in the first period. Ray Emery has yet to lose on the season.

Good to see the NCAA embracing the "you can play" initiative, at least in its early round games basketball tournament coverage.