Some childproof fence. Couldn’t keep a 4 year old out of the pool.

maybe BBB shoes have lifts built into them. Could justify the price.

not a raptor, but is a Dodge and a Ford

You know who is the best... Yaz.

belt sander racing already is

I’m a big fan of these cork blocks for a drawer:

Your mower has a nice amount of torque

That would be your first mistake right there

I can assure you that, in 1985, no one thought that was a phone

Actually it would cause over-steer in the direction of the blinking light. Another reason why not to signal (and why using a digital tire gauge is soooo important).

You Munster (+1) 

Assuming some advertising folks didn’t suggest that Jenner ad to Pepsi by accident, I don’t think this is true

If you don’t mind making one plural:

Looks fun, but needs more dash cam footage.

Good thing the ‘gator didn’t stand his ground

Let’s leave Tesla out of this

Normally forked puns like these really grind my gears. But that wheel failure really derailleur. 

looks like the Toro Rosso may be worth the wait. Nice nose too.

Essentially, they are subsidizing the fares that passengers are paying to pay the drivers. They offer lots of promotions ($50 in free fares if you sign up, or half price rides for the week) in order to acquire customers or keep them, but they still have to pay the drivers.