Morris Marinas are especially easy to burn, as the piano that has fallen on each of them provides built-in kindling.

Just up the street from the "Ladders R US"

Whatever highway I choose not to take will be fastest. Works with bank lines also.

Hopefully, music and passion still remain in fashion.

The old addage is that the perfect race car is the one that distructs one foot past the finish line (as anything more is unessesary weight or could be put into higher performance), so I'd say his car was as perfect as can be.

+ 1 nice game of chess

From a slightly different series from most of these, but when Steve Kinzer (I think) put an ironing board on a USAC sprint car, he created a car that was not only banned, and not only caused a new series to be formed, but a series known as World of Outlaw Cars.

Made for tech billionaires by a (for the moment) tech billionaire

What could be more perfect for a tech billionaire to drive than vaporware?

Security lets Astro's trespassers run Enron Enron...

Its hockey, so it would be day to day (upper body injury)

Performance today (and yesterday in qualifying) should explain why he will be driving for Da Bull for as as long as he wishes to.

Keith Olberman's mom knew she should had come up with some excuse for jury duty.

It's not required. If I recall, none of the 3 backmarker teams (or in this case 2 backmarker teams and one non marker team) have plans to use the system at all.

Sunday? I'm pacing waiting for first (US Televised) practice session in 12 hours and 45 minutes (now 12:44). Of course, as a Minardi fan, you may have to wait a touch longer

I remember one time I brought my old VW Rabbit into a Jffy Lube, and waited in the waiting room one busy Saturday afternoon. Tech after tech came into the room to tell every single person waiting in font of me that their car's air filter was clogged, and they needed a new one. I quietly chuckled, because my air…

A poor defenseless car associated with the elderly. Chicago police rounded up the usual suspects...

and I've carved out something of a niche with MSG....

Why do I suspect that Dita and the late great Colin Chapman would have gotten on quite well together.

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