"My god... she's... she's perfect."

My rarest Steam Achievement was not buying a single goddamn thing during the last holiday sale. They don't give a badge for that though.

My two favorites.

finally i can try this game! Kotaku readers unite anyone?!

I like to blame Elder Scrolls Online for delaying a far superior Elder Scrolls VI.

Wow! No skyrim mod in that Top 10 list... I'm really surprised by that.

Oh yeah?

Or without all your Christian friends/relatives forming a posse and coming to burn the devil worshipper?

Crysified them.

I love Ueda's games, but at this point, this game is another "Duke Nukem Forever" in that even if it releases, I just won't give a shit. This is why games should not be announced until they are at maximum 6 months from release. Announcing a game years before it is released (since we all know that this is how Ueda…

He was also the pioneer of video game ragequits

Yeah, watch it again. He says EXACTLY how stupid the idea is at 3:02. For all intents and purposes lightsaber blades slide against each other, just like regular swords. There's more than enough evidence to support the argument. In which case the attacking blade would slide down the defending blade and cut right…

That cross guard IS SO BLOODY STUPID

And this other thing.

What would happen if he took his mask off?

what's with the metroid thingy in a jar?

コOFFEE?

extremely nice water