I'm no expert on... well.. anything - but I would assume your chances of kissing anyone with these would be close to zero.

Joe "Joe Miller" Miller (that guy) is far and away my favorite of the LoL shoutcasters. He makes an already entertaining game even more so.

You know, that British guy gives some of the best commentary I've ever heard, esports or not. When something exciting is happening he is so pumped, all the way to 11, and still is giving out technical information on the game while screaming his lungs out.

You can do it! Just put a wall between you and him and then hit him after he charges. There's like 2-3 seconds before he starts shooting again. Also, use Y.V. because he's the best.

Attacking one person, and one person only, and nobody but that one person with extreme prejudice is against the rules.

waiiiiit, attacking someone is against the rules?

Mario PJs, aka "Speed Runner Business Attire."

They're no stranger to delays.

I see you guys have recommended games that aren't out yet. Can you recommend a game that has not released yet? Does that mean, you will have a positive review when the embargo date passes?

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Tim is one of the only people who could've handled this situation with any grace at all. Has Double Fine overestimated the success of crowdfunding and Early Access? Probably. But so have any consumers who have bought into these games without realizing that any game in-progress could easily drop out-of-progress. The…

its because they waited until they actually played the game it was meant to be played before rushing a review out lol

can't wait for the 15 minute cutscene that explores this dog's sexual past and associated traumas

Thank you for beating me to it! I've been humming the Circle of Life for the past half hour.

This, on the other hand, is perfect:

True but Jedi's couldn't seem to understand that politicians were evil.

For those unbeknownst to this, there is a huge Twitch.tv game art team that streams at separate and overlapping times http://www.twitch.tv/team/art

Did anyone really think swordfighters actually did funny twirls in real life? Any idiot who did that would simply end up 6 feet under.