For those who want this in wallpaper format, I have put my semi-decent photoshop skills to use:

D: I don't know how to get rid of it!

Next they'll be telling you about how they totally bought a weed emoticon on Steam.

8. The guy who has to let everyone know he's a drug user. Usually with a name along 420potsmokz with a red/white/yellow emblem.

Man, this list really makes a friendly, cooperative, communicative teammate seem like a unicorn. I'll be that unicorn.

You want chaos in Skyrim? Jump to around 1 minute.

I typed this once already, but I'll type it with more force this time.

CHEESE!

That seems like a big fat middle finger to everyone who bought the PC version of Skyrim: Legendary Edition...

Destiny?

R2D2

oh god, we are going to get a billion more of these in a few months,

A vicious cycle of dads never coming home, thus creating the trainers who beat the fathers. Valid idea to Ash's never seen father.

Well at least it doesn't freaking scream D:

"I ordered a yogurt parfait and the whole parfait was fruit, frozen fruit. There was no yogurt, it's supposed to be half-fruit and half-yogurt, but the whole thing was frozen fruit."

I still get the odd flashback to The Animals of Farthing Woods, a cute cartoon show in the UK that was as grim as an abandoned steel mill in places. I don't know if that makes me want to play Shelter more, or avoid it to spare myself the pain.

Well my job here is DONE.

So it seems that the developers were focusing on the plot this time.

China Ouya clones which run the full google play cost 20-30 USD in Shenzhen. Ouya is too expensive for many markets.