Somebody's gotta tell Zone.

"Hey dude, thanks for creating one of the most iconic themes in videogame history, and single-handedly crafting an instantly-recognizable aural identity for our flagship series and all- but we're afraid we have to let you go because."

Frankly, I find it entirely unsurprising. I'm sure there are similar clauses in contracts for most reality shows. They're reality shows, i.e. televised garbage.

Cool, so you've anecdotally had a bad experience with someone involved in illegal immigration. I can understand how that would color your perspective. However, saying that the color of your skin, income growing up or where your ancestors come from have no bearing on what you can do is fundamentally wrong. In this…

Man you're about as Latino as Ted Cruz. Being American doesn't mean abandoning your heritage, as you seem to understand it, and pulling the Latin card doesn't add any credence to your simplistic and brutal argument. Most people who break the damned rules do so, not because they're greedy or lazy or whatever the myriad…

This bit doesn't really apply to cities like Guangzhou, Shenzhen, Beijing or Shanghai, but it applies to most other cities, villages or towns in China. If you're a foreigner who is of a different ethnicity, you will stick out and there will be lots of people looking at you wherever you go—even more so if you're able…

Finally a Michael Bay movie with a female protagonist who isn't just a fainting damsel in distress completely devoid of agency... oh wait

Chief Wiggum looks like he's wearing some serious spanx

Y'all are kind of missing the point, which is, if the artist wanted to stay true to the Disney characters in question, they might have given her a culturally-appropriate weapon, and it would've been a little cleverer. Let's not even get in to the geopolitical dynamic of giving a Chinese folk hero a Japanese sword...

"Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to find and rescue Virginia Dare. This message will catch pox in five, four..."

Oh she's Asian? Let's give her a katana, that makes sense. Pretty poor stuff all around, but that's particularly rich. Give her a wodao or a jian or something.

I was really hoping this would be somewhere more interesting. I know France and Italy are two different places, but they're not as different as say, New Delhi and Italy, or revolutionary Moscow...

Not the ledge!!!

Take one when you wake up, and another before you go to bed.

correction to the "correction" of the correction: nobody here's talking about milliseconds.

None of you are taking into account the fact that this communication would be largely anonymous. If you think anonymous communication isn't conducive to bullying, I don't know what to tell you.

I always wondered why there weren't more Zeus: Master of Olympus successors. I'm probably ignorant, but I haven't seen many games in the same vein. Still one of my favorites of all time

Ah yes, realism.

Still better than Serenity.

Dressing up like a teenager, as a 55 year old? How unlike Madonna.