The way you describe the combat in Horizon has me pretty excited for tonight when I get home; it’ll be great to have the game almost force me to use the tools at my disposal even at regular difficulty settings.
I’ve never played Witcher 3 at high difficulty, but from what I read and see on Youtube, combat is…

CLEAR.

*Bzzt*

I feel like rather than loose or imprecise, it was just simple. Luckily, it was still pretty satisfying when fighting human enemies; for some reason the beast fighting was the least exciting part.

“As told by Steam reviews” is quickly becoming my favorite segment.

Do you think the person who originally uttered these words had respawning in mind? =D

This is my experience also. Sitting at my desk I open the game and spin at least 30 times a day, no upgrade items just yet. Although a co-workers has gotten a Sun Stone from a regular spin, and another co-worker got an upgrade item from their 7 day streak.
My 7 day streak yielded about 12 items... but no upgrade…

The PA hate in these comments is miraculously uninformed. lol
But yes this comic is even better than the usual!

“No sequel for you...”

When you say music rarely plays, do you mean rarely? 
An expansive, beautiful open world should be ripe with some kind of music. I do enjoy the sounds of nature when exploring, but I also like some sort of background music to sound when a fight starts or I enter a new area.

Yup... knew it wasn’t true, but still held out hope for years that he was under that damn truck.

Momochi has it made, man...

There was a time when Borderlands was supposed to be squad-based, too. If only the first game came out 4-5 years later. = (

There may be bigger cliches, but you’re still exactly right. They were partners and both had massive writing parts and near total control over the show’s dialogue. Saying he was riding Larry David’s coattails is just ridiculous.

Sounds sexy. ; )

The only redeeming quality is that the level is actually extremely short if you’re not trying to find the hidden stuff. I never did it, but I’m pretty sure you can run to the boss from the beginning in about 20 seconds.

Please make Yoshi’s feet kick violently...

Is anyone, even one person in this thread, getting hyped up?

May also explain why we don’t see Link’s teeth...

Seriously...
And who would have thought that the next stage, Spider infested as it is, would be one of the more enjoyable experiences?

Doesn’t spawn adds until he spawns in the middle of the stage if you light all of the torches throughout the level. =D