CaptainTurbo
CaptainTurbo
CaptainTurbo

When you say music rarely plays, do you mean rarely? 
An expansive, beautiful open world should be ripe with some kind of music. I do enjoy the sounds of nature when exploring, but I also like some sort of background music to sound when a fight starts or I enter a new area.

Yup... knew it wasn’t true, but still held out hope for years that he was under that damn truck.

Momochi has it made, man...

There was a time when Borderlands was supposed to be squad-based, too. If only the first game came out 4-5 years later. = (

There may be bigger cliches, but you’re still exactly right. They were partners and both had massive writing parts and near total control over the show’s dialogue. Saying he was riding Larry David’s coattails is just ridiculous.

Sounds sexy. ; )

The only redeeming quality is that the level is actually extremely short if you’re not trying to find the hidden stuff. I never did it, but I’m pretty sure you can run to the boss from the beginning in about 20 seconds.

Please make Yoshi’s feet kick violently...

Is anyone, even one person in this thread, getting hyped up?

May also explain why we don’t see Link’s teeth...

Seriously...
And who would have thought that the next stage, Spider infested as it is, would be one of the more enjoyable experiences?

Doesn’t spawn adds until he spawns in the middle of the stage if you light all of the torches throughout the level. =D

Found the boss to be pretty easy, comparatively. Got him on 2nd try.

I’m comparing them is the most generic way imaginable and you still manage to take offense? The Souls series is just fine and all I did was point out that their stories are hidden, which they are, which is well beyond argument. Even as every little piece of information is mined from the Souls series, start to finish,

Read the whole thing and very glad I did. While I’m not a big fan of when games ‘literally’ hide their story (Dark Souls, Inside, etc..), I do appreciate the extent to which SE went to connect the dots here. While traversing the dungeon myself I knew I was experiencing something monumental and telling, but I never

Can the actual names of characters and places be used in parody? *actual question*

The power of Makeup!

Just wait until Tyranitar starts showing up. Shit is going to get real.

The one hit point is what made me think falls can’t kill you.

I’m taking from this Gif that fall damage can’t kill you in this game? Just making sure, as every single thing I’ve seen about it since its release has been a man jumping from fatal heights to dunk someone. Which is awesome.