People say the same shit about Black Lives Matter. They don’t know what it means, or what it sounds like might mean something else...

Gee, it’s almost like a lot of people in their late 70’s often suffer from a decline in their mental faculties which causes them to sound confused and forgetful and makes them poor candidates for almost any job where mental sharpness is a major factor.

It’s like there’s a party in his mouth, and everybody’s invited!

It’s been like this ever since he started drinking that brain and nerve tonic that Artie Burns gave him.

Because sometimes they do work out. Serious question, are you 12 years old?

Of course that’s okay! Nothing in life is guaranteed, buddy. You think teams shouldn’t be allowed to make mistakes? Maybe you’d like all 32 teams to win the super bowl every year as well?

It has nothing to do with the “trade system” whatever that means. It all comes down to the Raiders being incompetent. The Steelers trusted them to not fuck things up in exactly this way, for some reason. Obviously their trust was misplaced.

Geaux Fuck Yourself

dont bring your bible to school - its killed more people than guns could ever hope to.

Something Robert Kraft pays $60 for?

“Mine!” -Kempf

*murdered by Portland Timbers fans* 

Everyone thinks they’re with the Rebellion, or worse they’re latent Jedis. The Truth is you’re not special, you’d be lucky to be a Stormtrooper. You are probably just a button masher on deck 22, no windows. Cool model of the inevitability of life.

You give the league too much credit. They are, at best, Sgt. Schultz.

Shooting himself in the foot while opposing anti-fascism is in character for new MLS Commissioner Colonel Klink.

Looks like someone will have to change his name to “Criss Cardinal.”

Ahh... you either have no Netflix, no teenage daughter, no wife, or no spare time.

Classy take, pops.

Have...have you been under a rock with the rest of the creepy crawlies for the past 20 years?

You do you, but I don’t touch the harder stuff anymore, myself.

1. What the fuck are you talking about? 2. Fuck off.