Geaux Fuck Yourself

dont bring your bible to school - its killed more people than guns could ever hope to.

Something Robert Kraft pays $60 for?

“Mine!” -Kempf

*murdered by Portland Timbers fans* 

You give the league too much credit. They are, at best, Sgt. Schultz.

Shooting himself in the foot while opposing anti-fascism is in character for new MLS Commissioner Colonel Klink.

Looks like someone will have to change his name to “Criss Cardinal.”

Ahh... you either have no Netflix, no teenage daughter, no wife, or no spare time.

Classy take, pops.

Have...have you been under a rock with the rest of the creepy crawlies for the past 20 years?

You do you, but I don’t touch the harder stuff anymore, myself.

1. What the fuck are you talking about? 2. Fuck off.

How many correct calls must we endure before this horror is banished to hell, and we can go back to complaining about refs missing all the calls before being stalked and killed by deranged passionate fans after the game, like the soccer I remember?

That’s gotta Sting.

Roxanne! You don’t have to put on that red hat.

Red and yellow feel like pretty obvious choices.

...Sir, this a Wendy’s.

You don’t see this everyday folks....

I strongly urge you guys to see how Southampton scored their goal against Liverpool before completely shitting on LA and the MLS in general.

Counterpoint: LOL