If you remember the name of a curler, you are by definition a huge curling fan.

The fan probably heard how cheap real estate is in Pistons’ heads and thought he’d try to buy some.

As a Pistons fan, I was most surprised that Blake chose to be defensive for once.

But does it count as a mirkin when it’s sprayed on top of a cunt?

They grew up in a house with lead paint?

To be fair, asking “Why would anyone choose to be a conservative?” is a VERY good question. 

Ey Billy, where’s the Arsenal Europa highlights at? 

Gamers need to be nuked from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.

Twirl before Zod!

I’m not one to victim blame, but when you choose General Zod as your figure skating partner, you pretty much get what you deserve.

did this dog piss in your cornflakes?

Look at all his majesty. Those peasants in their thatched roof cottages don’t stand a chance.

Couldn’t you have mentioned to the rest of the team that the front end is FUGLY?

REPORT: African Immigrants Soliciting and Wasting State-Sponsored Potassium Supplements!

Central Texas BBQ > Your quaint little regional attempt at cooking

People don’t appreciate life, my friend.

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Have you no sense of decency?

This is what insurance companies do. Pay for the damages up front then take the guilty party to court and subrogate the damages to recoup their loses.