“Well, it’s a tough thing going on. If you can be an exemplary person for 35 years, and then somebody comes and they say you did this or that,...

So your angle is that the media should be disallowed from speaking to the public? That’s, um, interesting as far as takes go.

Shit, I would pay AT LEAST two dollars for that.

To be fair, this is what Darren Rovell’s Coke bottle looks like:

Because America is weirdly puritannical when it comes to sex and sexuality. Violence? Good for children! A single butt cheek? Better slap an NC-17 rating on that baby.

Anyone find this kind of silly given the context of murdering hundreds of people in a death game built around the same style of another game on the same engine which was built on the story of japanese school children mudering each other that was stolen by a random white lady for a popular book then movie series?

These two things are not at all the same. Read again and see where you fucked it all up.

Passion of the Christ 2 looks fuckin’ lit.

So now Gundy gets upset when they come after him, instead of the players? Make up your mind, man.

He’s literally calling this game.

Oh man those fans are going to be so steamed!

You can’t “steal” a QBing job. You win it through hard work. It’s not like it’s a crab leg.

HCMG

Nice of the team to let Homeless Conor McGregor answer some questions.

It doesn’t take much to trick someone from Arkansas. I used to sell Cheerios there as donut seeds. 

5. Barstool lives rent free in Deadspin’s head.

You mean they should not be taking shit from anyone!

I too am short, and I don’t think Miazga was being anything but a rude dick.

Let’s also not forget the time members of their football team raped their own kicker.

Fuck Colorado forever.