These two things are not at all the same. Read again and see where you fucked it all up.

Passion of the Christ 2 looks fuckin’ lit.

So now Gundy gets upset when they come after him, instead of the players? Make up your mind, man.

He’s literally calling this game.

Oh man those fans are going to be so steamed!

You can’t “steal” a QBing job. You win it through hard work. It’s not like it’s a crab leg.

HCMG

Nice of the team to let Homeless Conor McGregor answer some questions.

It doesn’t take much to trick someone from Arkansas. I used to sell Cheerios there as donut seeds. 

5. Barstool lives rent free in Deadspin’s head.

You mean they should not be taking shit from anyone!

I too am short, and I don’t think Miazga was being anything but a rude dick.

Let’s also not forget the time members of their football team raped their own kicker.

Fuck Colorado forever.

They’ll still find a way to lose to Bayern in the quarters.

Tough draw for Arsenal.

But he gave a thumbs down on that one ultimately meaningless vote!  We should totally ignore the other 95% of the time when he voted lockstep with his party. What a maverick!!!

They’d love to replace her with Tammy Loren. Does she know anything about sports? Who cares! She’s a pretty blond woman who talks!

That would be a big “nope”.

Clearly, he’s no Craftsman. 

I’m surprised she told you about that.