@FreemanMcNeil: Craig Kilborn disagrees.

That doesn't seem terribly out of character for a Man-on-Man matchup.

@Pete Gaines: +4427 (and then some)

@ArkansasFred: He couldn't beat Roy Stalin down the K12, so there's no way he's going near the G20.

@El-Diablo: Attending practice before the interview? That cocky bastard.

I knew they'd eventually find an appropriate use for Stuttering

@FireWakWithMe: It was actually a DeTomaso Pantera. Ford powered, but not a Ford product.

@MaxErnstMankini: +1 quilled like a porcupine

No horse has ever gone undefeated over a longer career

And remember, don't let anything come between Your Testicles And You.

So I figured we ought to hang around for a while and see if we can give 'em all a nice big cockburger to eat!

Excellent as usual, sir.

Second Place gets to be Editor-in-Chief for 6 months.

@paulmer: Dallara has a long history building quality chassis, including the Audi prototypes that have dominated sportscars for the last decade and for almost every junior formula that matters.

@DooDaBeeDooBaa: Because A) NJMP is in the middle of nowhere as far as F1 is concerned and B) the track(s) there is barely suitable for occasional pro series that come through. The money and time required to bring it to FIA Grade 1 (it's not even Grade 2 currently, as far as I know) would far exceed any revenue the…

@BЯдΖǐL-ЯЄРΘЯΤЄЯ: Careful, kids- that kinda talk'll get you de-starred and feathered.

@ThreeLitre: I hear Maurice auditioned, but since they already had one Adam Carolla....

@Novaload: Saturn LS2 at the time. Most days it was the least rough-looking car on the block. I've lived in various city neighborhoods for 12 years and the worst issue has been one late-night egging. Might have simply been sympathy for the awful cars I've had.

I can't recommend highly enough any project which gives you the excuse to add a toggle switch on or near the dashboard.

@Novaload: I like the "Oakland of Virginia" tag, but I street-parked in Church Hill North for 2.5 years with a dash-mounted Sirius unit with no problems.