CaptainCheese
The Cap'n
CaptainCheese

I think they need a third member.

Pretty much. I picked up LEGO Marvel Super Heros not long after the PS4 launched, played though the first mission and put it down and never went back to it. It makes me laugh like heck whenever they put the other LEGO games on sale, because I know it’s a trap.

That's not capitalism 101. A game developer can decide to sell a game by whatever criteria he wants. If the goal is to make the most money, then there's an optimal point that's somewhere between what most people would pay and what very few people would pay. A developer can sell all the copies but take a tremendous

Yes, yes, yes! I am tired of the horrible oppression Christians from the Midwest have had to endure for literally CENTURIES here in America! Especially the *rich* ones. Oh, what a horrible existence to have endured. I feel such secondhand shame now.

It was one of our last cuts as we pared this list down to a dozen. It almost made it.

*gets out of his rocker and sips on his lemonade looking wistfully at a corn field*

Robotic bed huh. I need to watch Roujin Z again.

I hate all the standard SodaStream flavor options except the Red Bull knockoff. But I use the SodaStream to just make club soda and drink that a lot. If I knew any good homemade syrup recipes (or could easily concentrate my own fruit juices), I would use it a lot more.

Drat! I was hoping Gawker would soon get into the atrociously cute gossip world of the Mushroom Kingdom.

I didn't even jump while I was writing it.

You skipped Captain Toad: Treasure Tracker in the Coming Soon (Friday, December 5).

Yep, PS4 and WiiU ;)

As the rapping ninja, it would be nice if this rant had rhymed and was totally unnoticeable but any but the most trained eye.

Man. This is perfect. This might just be your best work, Totilo. Or at least, this is your visual "For sale: baby shoes, never worn."

Sakaguchi: One of the questions I have is why is Kotaku 'Otaku with a K'? (laughter)[In English] I want to know. What is Kotaku?

"But I have to wonder: will I still be playing the game regularly by the time they show up, ready for a new race?"

What time is it, folks?

Missed opportunity.

My wife used to get mad at me when my son was a baby and I'd tell him Santa isn't real.