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Sounds like a sure recipe for NutKickstarter.

Who the heck is saying it's just Microsoft vs Sony?

That's just how the game is: slow and deliberate, and direction/timing matter. There are games like Guild Wars 2: you hit the dodge button, doesn't actually matter if you did it in the right direction, but when you're in the dodge "state" you're invulnerable. Not so, in MH, it's not just "press dodge to dodge," it's

Speed is part of fluidity. And speed often requires strategy, There's more to a game like DMC than button mashing.

DMC is fluid, Bayonetta is fluid, Monster Hunter is jerky and kinda clunky. It's like comparing BlazBlue to Mortal Kombat.

I like potatoes, but they take forever to cook, man. Sometimes, I just throw a few in the oven....yea, I don't want a baked potato NOW, but by the time it's done.....who knows?

Also, "My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana, I said 'No, but I want a regular banana later, so yes.'"

Yep, I've even used the Sweet Tea Mio's and it was pretty tasty. My kids currently love the Crush (soda brand) grape and orange ones. My husband loves Mio's black cherry, and everyone LOVES the lemonade.

I don't use the soda stream brand syrups. I use Mio!

So what happens if I DON'T want Jago? Can I just get another character for free?
Damn, KI was never a game I enjoyed, but out of sheer respect for the fans they deserved something better, not this "buy our game in pices"...I'm playing a videogame, not a jigsaw puzzle

I almost want to see them remake and ruin it so people will shut up about it.

I wonder if Final Fantasy 15 will really be this godsend that will save Final Fantasy. There's a group of fans that really hang onto that idea and if it were bad I think their world would implode.

I'm definitely looking forward to Blackgate more than Origins, especially if it follows through as a "2.5D Batman Metroidvania."

I don't plan on skipping the next generation, but I'm certainly not jumping head first into it. I'm bidding my time and waiting for a couple of years before I consider the next consoles.

The Onion is ready for the next generation of video game consoles. Here's their report on Xbox One. It's

So, when the Vita port of Ninja Gaiden 3: Razors Edge Plus comes out...

It will be a port of a port of a re-imagined port of a sequel to a port of a sequel to an enhanced version of a reboot of a classic NES game.

Once this happens, we will all ascend.