being lectured by someone who wasn’t even playing wasn’t received favorably.

Pro-tip for producer-censors and audio-bleepers: get the dump button ready anytime he begins a sentence with “There was a time...”

Take it easy on the guy. I’ve heard he’s got a lot of personal ghosts to deal with.

SMH, it’s never the guys you expect

He was the soberist one in the whole venue.

Eli, sadly, was not invited

Doug Whaley’s interview

What do we want?!

“Help me!”

The nachos in my microwave took longer to finish than Rousey’s career tonight.

Volunteer to be on-call for work (if you’re not already doing that). Earn some money while you’re at it,

smoking weed

Ordering/preparing a bunch of food and watching the Twilight Zone marathon with friends is an enjoyable alternative. (If you have Netflix, you can burn through the episodes on your own without commercials.)

Cool story, bro.

I always come back to this logical progression:

Ortiz will be a player people look back at in 50 years and wonder...wtf is this guy doing here?
Everyone remembers Bobby Thomson and Kirk Gibson. Everyone that remembers Papi will remember Dave Roberts. None of those guys is in the Hall, yet we manage to remember them.
Christ. Insufferable prick, Curt Schilling has…

He was 39.

There was confusion when the Miami fan kept screaming “U is first.”

Nice! Glad to see I’m not the only one still making pearl necklace jokes!