CaptainButters
CaptainButters
CaptainButters

Hernandez is football’s Steve Sax.

Rivers: What the hell is that security guard doing?

Hey, I know people keep calling this guy Elite, but he gets into all sorts of trouble when he gets out of the pocket.

“What’s the problem? I was told to stand here, and wear this hat and jack..... oh shit.”

When it comes to the treatment of the cheerleaders it’s nice to see someone giving a fuck

So much for being neutral lol

Prudent of publications to not buy and publish the photos. Publishing images of people in bed without their consent has bankrupted publications before.

I’m curious how Goodell will respond. On the one hand, he hates celebrations, on the other, the League likes to look the other way when players are getting their bells rung.

Big Poppa Pump would be proud.

When asked about his offensive line play, Petty said, “Don’t do me like that”

I’m not sure what you were going for. Perhaps another dozen memes would help.

Dennis Rodman is said to be a victim. Clearly, he attempted to recover what he could from her, in the form of dresses, furs, jewelry and makeup.

Well, I’ll boycott the Holiday Bowl either way, just to be safe.

“Hannah Storm is off today.”

Given that it’s 2016, I guess we’re supposed to be amazed the jury wasn’t deadlocked?

Will there be any settlement that need my help ?

Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

It it really a ‘find’ if it’s something nobody is looking for?