CaptainButters
CaptainButters
CaptainButters

“Tim Tebow Saves First Base For Marriage”

Don’t blame me, I’m voting Meteor.

Somebody really needs to get Jim McMahon some help.

And the Dumpster Fire of 2016 continues...

That is a lie, everyone knows no people live in Nevada. It is like Westworld, the humans come to visit and the hosts only serve as programmed.

I see the Infiniti G in the header. And that’s fine, but still has a stigma that I couldn’t get over. But you can stay int he family. Infiniti’s big sedans have always been Q-ships. I really dig the boxy styling of the older Nissan Gloria-based cars, which make me think of a final-generation Honda Prelude turned into

My higher mind assumed it had something to do with bikes, but my lower mind definitely thought it was something dirty. I was really swinging both ways on this one.

Wrong Infiniti posted.

The worst part is that car is FWD.

It’s his prerogative. Or something .....

Are we sure he doesn’t just live inside a gun?

Gawker died for this!

I think we can rule out Derrick as a suspect if you just review his shooting percentage

Now, before we all get emotional and jump to conclusions we don’t know, can’t we all just take a breath, center ourselves, and just blame Tom Brady for it?

Right? Which is what makes it so fucked up.

Q: Can you describe the scene in Bristol when Schilling was fired from ESPN?

I just can’t believe he never went to Zach Britton.

This is so overblown. Jim Caldwell laughs all the time during games.

Lambo: C’mon coach we were just kidding around.