What a good boy, shitting outside.

Interesting, that was Trent Richardson’s motto when he was on the Colts.

What incredible wizadry! I was unaware Notre Dame could actually gain yardage.

They’re also reporting that Arnold Palmer may not make the cut at the Ryder Cup, so I really think Yahoo looks for euphemistic ways to report bad news. Like the old punchline, “Your mom is on the roof and she won’t come down.”

This is probably the worst thing to happen in the south Florida sports community in a long, long time.

Honestly, I never thought Jacksonville would ever reach zero Kelvin.

Look, buddy, just because he wouldn’t fuck YOU doesn’t make him innocent.

“Guys, let’s not rush to judgement.”

“No lasers? You got it!”

Which makes Derek Carr’s corner fade to Crabtree for a catch last Sunday, in New Orleans, so much sweeter.

My favorite has always been “Call 3 straight corner fades 5 yards from a Super Bowl victory when the franchise leading rusher is averaging 5.8 yards/carry and the opposing defensive line is gassed.”

Just two games into the season, the Bills have already fired offensive coordinator Greg Roman

It will have a hidden diesel engine.

Using recycled Galaxy Note 7 batteries

I think of this image at least once a week.

JNCO or bust. Worked really well if you had a pair of Lugz to go with them.

Yeah but it really comes down to which team believes in each other and have each other’s backs. I think if that team also manages to trust each other, stick to the gameplan, AND they go out and execute, then they have a chance of getting the big win. That isn’t to say the other team is just going to give it to them,…

Counterpoint: TEMECULA