CaptainButters
CaptainButters
CaptainButters

We lost a Faraday Future bid for their battery production to a rival, bigger competitor and they literally (figuratively) spiked a football right in front of us. Watching this sh*t show has delighted me to a certain extent.

The right to bare arms for Gigantic Apokolips

Fire Rex Ryan!!

When you’re so close to your destination and your Carr breaks down.

I need a New Years Eve activity that doesn’t involve alcohol. Haven’t been faced with this issue since I was 15.

Yikes...How embarrassing. Autocorrect on a new laptop after reading the Ryan Gosling Deadspin article is a humbling experience.

As a Yanking fan I’d rather see both their names removed from history but IF Edgar can’t get in Papi better not hold his breath.

His GF became even more suspicious when the Pearl Necklace contact in his phone turned out to not be a Jeweler where he got his “I’m Sorry,” ring from.

Arrghh....I’m such a blockhead!!!

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Is cursive still an acceptable form of written communication? We can all agree it was Comic Sans before there was Comic Sans right?

Dray meet Gray

Does it change anything if you knew he was looking a Phillip Rivers the whole time?

When asked about being God he mentioned how taxing it was.

Julian then pointed, laughed, and yelled “BoardScore!”

Foot hit the white line....

Jesus Ricky really? What were you high or something?

<Mark Davis climax’s>

And when you say scrap you mean venture onto the land a recycle the metal found in his war torn country?

As a resident of Oakland who was lives a couple streets down from the Ghost Ship fire I commend the council. There isn’t too much to improve around Oakland. I’m mean who needs pot holes filled, homeless encampments under over passes taken care of, and of course city inspectors or maybe some more cops (ya we had an