That’s why Bob Barker always says have your punts strayed or neutered.

You know how many Californians died of thirst with the water that was wasted?

When told he was going to lose a Brazilian sponsor Lochte was quick to ask how much a Brazilian was....

And I’m like “Whatever...”

Lol from the shadows it looks like that kid is trying to hid his bad ass moustache.

Better not....you know how many Blitzkrieg jokes I’ve accumulated since last W.C.?

“Atta boy Tim. Regadless of sport, just make sure the outcome ends in a tithe”

Especially when you aren’t receiving any of his sexual passes.

When you started writing this post the trucks were blue weren’t they?

In my defense I wrote this right after the Google commute alert. It was 1:15 pm and the commute home is already 1 hr. I do agree on Saturday driving, probably the only time I get above 60 mph.

Try the 880 commute during rush hour. You get a nice 25 minute look at the Tesla factory on your 1 1/2 hour ride home consisting of 30 miles.

Straight to the top of the KGB poising list.

Even though Madsen blew the lead he’d go on to be successful at other projects including releasing the hit 90's club song “Return of the Mac”

Give me one reason to stay here

“This is how we are going out...on the last album”

Can you do 20 push ups? The traditional thump up on the ground and you have to touch it per rep.

Baseball Handbook Rule 34.E:

Las Vegas Loan Hawks

This is Rio, show some respect and let Pitbull get you another Bud Lime.

Thank god they finally let Phelps win one.