I knew of another Jewish man who pontificated to the masses, regardless of religious belief. That man turned out to be a pretty great guy.

No fanny pack?

Those ten reviewers just proved my point, big balls get no love.

Sometimes through the drive-thru I order to drinks just to throw off the judgmental stares as they hand me my two bags of food. We could be friends.

Overwatch needs a capture the flag type mode or maybe a CS: 6 v 6 rounds with no respawn. Do we know of any more modes coming down the DLC pipeline?

Good old american mushroom stamp of approval on that goose.

That’s called a Chechen handshake is Eastern Europe

Kinda goes along with the theory that the team with the most points at the end of the game has the best chance of winning.

He’s not mocking Clay, that’s just how far his arms go up on that big and tall jersey he’s wearing.

I like where you’re going but to be fair Patrick could’ve started writing this mid way through the 2nd quarter. I was assuming he’d post it before the game ended.

And all of the perverted innuendos that come with him saying “The 69th Splash Ball” will guarantee this will be the closest he will come to the elusive 69.

Cavs in 9

Get out of my head.

Least he didn’t check the oil. That type of full service costs more.

The toughest pill to swallow.

Needed fog horn as well.

It’s the Knicks, he’ll probably get an automated dear John letter informing him of that they went with someone else.

You know he’s right handed and yet you pivot right into his kill zone....

Jezebel Twitter Account and just follow Depp and Dr. Luke until someone notices.

So you wouldn’t throw Slice in on the deal?