This is the new Balancing with Heels?

What if I told you...

Taking advantage of the currency exchange he tried to pay them in douche-marks

Depths of Hell? Also know as Crimson Tide country.

Doesn’t even make the top 5 of Carinal abuses. Looking at you fried fruity pebbles concession stand.

I live in Alameda, single, no kids ,and I’m $5k from living comfortably. I know that I wouldn’t survive in SF with that salary.

I don’t know if the Warriors are that good without the league MVP or the Rockets are that bad. Their two best players have no interplay.

That means I only have to pay them half?

Good thing he taped it, his coworkers at the dollar store wouldn’t have believed him.

If you’re working out 8 days a week it is.

Top Left is one the best three stooges impressions I’ve seen in a while.

I heard Delta does. Usually the first or second row in the front or back. There are only two seats per side.

But they pressed on! Because how humiliating would it be if they gave up in front of the French?

Do the “comfort” seats for “girthy” customers cost more as well?

Now does that look like the face of someone who would trick you into joining a paid service? The answer is yes. Yes it does. He also looks like he is hiding something in his mouth. Some sort of contraband.

JJ Watt didn’t skip leg day on 9/11.

For any other situation having video evidence that he didn’t touch anything is a blessing. Sunday Night Playoff Basketball? Not so much.

Sad part is someone had to pick that color on the Benz. Can you imagine that conversation?

Philly, Boston and Ultimate Frisbee. The only thing flying harder is the homophobic slurs.

+1 Wizard of Oz extra