Kelly our office intern picked UConn because she just bought a husky puppy and her favorite color is blue. Kelly will ruin March Madness more than Yale.

Vlade liked this comment so much he tipped it to Robert Horry at the 3-Pt line with 4 seconds left.

Can’t argue against a good plan B.

You know porn is free right?

Ha!

This will severely limit funding for the Cuban Community College swim class

He looks like someone who can name two pawn shops within driving distance and provide user reviews for each.

If you only had $59.99 for game budget this weekend, Hitman or The Division?

Still think I need a brain?

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Same thing happen to me. Except it wasn’t on a golf course and it was a stripper who was a fox.

Putting a bunch of spark plugs down your muffler would make it shoot out exhaust flames like F&F.

It sound like the start of a late night infomercial of a dating website.

Did you just finish Master of None on NetFlix Tom?

That’s how you make a milk shake.

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Going for that women owned business tax credit?

This is up there with Marchman’s ranked lists.

Thanks for the tip. Dark Souls 3 you say? Hmm didn’t realize it was about to come out.