Man, they really screwed the _ _ _ _ _. Um 5 letter word for beloved family dog.

How many is a Brazilian?

No joke. My buddy got to borrow his big sisters Probe GT when he first got his license. Her license plate frame said “treat me like an angel and I’ll take you to heaven,” he had a pretty difficult sophomore year after that.

People say he was acting but that is one of the best Officer and a Gentlemen impression you could ever see on a soccer field.

Oh he’ll be probing alright...

No wonder why no one dunked in the game.

You know how much BMW blinker fluid costs?

Smart girl. She now stays at a Holiday Inn Express.

I hope TruBiotics retires her number

The Diaz/McGregor mimicked the the Red Viper vs The Mountain fight even until the end when McGregor got gassed and went to the ground.

I have never refused a slice of pizza. That is until I gazed my eyes onto this abomination. Nice open face sausage sandwich you got there.

And the day just keeps getting better.

But what about Frisbees?

Give me the mother f&#king gun blunt Tre!

I know we will probably see a couple renditions of the cutting off Florida .gif but lets keep this in mind. We mock Florida because at best they are backwards and at worst they are chaotic without reason. So how stupid do you need to be to be carrying any drugs on you when in Florida?

There was an interview somewhere with Rob Schneider and he talked about Seagal hosting SNL and how horrible it was. Even though Rob wasn’t in the movie he tells the story of Segal trying to convince the producers of the movie to have his character come back at the end and save the day. Regardless that he got sucked…

Zika Virus: Canine Corky

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Best Case: I never saw your original quote.

This will be a really good trivial pursuit question.