exactly

It's not as pretty as your mothers

I get modding. Back when Jedi Knight came out I started designing my own levels.

not surprised

Back in the day I used to do this. Now I realize how stupid it is. Of course, maybe it helps dim the flash bulbs in your face.

nobody needs anything. It's all about personal preference. I prefer to know exactly where I am at all times on a 3D rotating atlas that sucks battery life like Dracula. Other people prefer getting lost, using paper maps, or wandering naked into the woods on a spirit quest

i'm hypnotizing you

Jesus CHRIST I hate gamers

because the industry is populated by men?

theatricality and deception

I see what you did there

what the fuck am I looking at? just play the fucking game. I say that to both Bosh and the refs

OH HELL YES MY HANDLE FINALLY COMES IN HANDY!

You've made us all very proud *beep*

Yeah, that's how we do it homie. U can't afford that shit you just don't pay it, u know what I mean?

I guess

The cases of itchy warts are few and far between. They also usually don't come back. If you want real pain try HSV, and try it once a month for the rest of your life. Talking about having HPV is the socially acceptable way to say 'Tee Hee I'm a little slut but I'm still 'clean'

That moment when you realize Lifehacker is useless.

I only donate to the me fund. Because helping people is for suckers.

HUMANITY ARE TESTED ONCE AGAIN