what the fuck am i looking at

S T O P

hpv is a joke. so many people have it because there are basically no symptoms. bragging about it is basically the same as buying a 2001 BMW.

hpv is the fucking jaywalking of stds. your grandmother probably has it and I'm not trying to insult you. There are next to no symptoms, it's not life threatening, painful or embarrassing in anyway. It's aslo super fucking hard to pass on. In fact they need to reclassify it.

I'll take a tall glass of Tina Fey over this weird hipster "I'm fat but I'm awesome" all women must now worship me Lena Dunham shit.

UPDATE

what's up darth

Oh so that's why he killed himself

She looks bewildered by pretty much everything. But the airhead pinup look isn't doing her any favors

eyyyy

Well this wins at life

Woah, Id say so

I won't get my hopes up! But then again I won't be playing it, so it's a win win

Now show us the shop it sustains by spending every other weekend on the lift.

Wanna grab a drink?

It's time to litigate or chew bubble gum, and I'm all outta' gum...

Oh man I'm screwed.

Imma need those digits gurl