CapsAttack
CapsAttack
CapsAttack

This looks like it could be the best fucking game ever made. I hope it is.

Action! Adventure! Monochromatic idiocy!

OLD PEOPLE! WOO!

This may be the first time I can officially say no thanks to everything in that cover image

No thanks!

DR. TEEEEEFFF

yes. but audis are notorious for bad headlamps. don't ask me why. seems like something you could figure out. I used to have an A4 with a bad front right and figured I just had a lemon, then I kept seeing other ones driving around oblivious to how ghetto they looked with missing leds. then finally one day saw an R8

Two weeks till one of the LEDs shorts out

savvy?

Because lord knows you need high resolution textures that you don't even notice unless you're standing around not playing the game. In fact if you wanted to make the game as realistic as possible there would be no high res textures. there would be a shit ton of motion blur like Borderlands. When was the last time you

Valve needs to suck an undisclosed dick. spoiler alert. it's mine.

wild sea lions have no fucking idea what humans or boats are and they definitely do not need nor seek out hairy leg warmth. I know it's wildly unpopular to point out when animals may be mentally retarded but humans aren't the only ones. Fucking thing is not exactly a domesticated dog. Just picture this lion saying

This will be out before the new movie then yes?

He should probably get a new one. Oh wait. He's broke as a fucktard. nevermind

When you decide to stop wearing crocs and get some fucking money and class. It's like buying a mazda 6 instead of a merc. They both perform the same. One looks better than the other. Neither will get you laid.

YAY

PUSSYYYYYYYYYYY

Fuck all of you

what's your point?

FUCK THIS ROAD