Yes, pet hermit crabs....or dogs. I'll take dogs.

this follows more than a dozen raids on his fridge in the past month.

Hey as long as you're not a GEEK with Battlestar Galactica posters everywhere than its alright! But I kid, Jezebel and women totally respect geek culture because they are one themselves!

It is somewhat dispiriting that for all their criticism about restrictive gender norms a lot of Jezebel writers mock men who don't meet a masculine ideal.