Nice.

Set a neighbor's car on fire. Twice.

Ever think ole John gets all confused and yells, "Spud! Heck! Gitcherasses in here right now!"

Add this to the visual dictionary under "blowsy"

Pitcher fucked up. He hummed that ball in there.

Serpentine. SERPENTINE!

I was promised teleportation and flying cars. Since I will be 70 when anti-aging drugs come online (oh my aching knee and elbow) I should at least get a sex robot.

There is one small problem: https://sharepoint.cahnrs.wsu.edu/blogs/urbanhort/archive/2012/06/19/why-i-dont-like-cardboard-mulch.aspx