Lucky or good?

Such a bad game even the announcers didn't feel like going.

this shit dont matter no more. jerry seinfeld and john ritter have bigger dicks than kareem

I have two tickets for the SEC Championship game of Auburn vs Missouri for sale for $1400. This is a TERRIBLE deal if your wife bought them for you as a Birthday present in August and you are an Alabama fan. :( :( :( /dies

Do people here even follow sports? Or is it just the Gawker commentariate who thinks they know something so they decide to come over and make terrible jokes?

That is the dumbest thought anyone has ever had.

The two minute spread that ends with a headboard-induced concussion even makes Vick shiver.

His wife must be the least satisfied woman on the face of the planet.

Garbage ass?? Where'd he get that insult? The toilet store?

I wont mince words either. This is hilarious and made me laugh very hard.

Hey, sorry, man. I know some people don't appreciate the length and discursiveness of the Foodspin posts, so I always post a bare-bones, nuts-and-bolts short-form version of the recipe over on my personal Kinja. Here's this week's one:

I've never commented here before, but I feel compelled to point out how fucking stupid it is to write a long form 10 paragraph RECIPE. At least have a recipe link to reference. How hard would that be??

Team Rankings (national teams and top 4/5 Fox and CBS):
1. Michaels/Collinsworth
2. Kenny/Moose/Goose
3. Tirico/Gruden
4. Brennaman/Aikman
5. Someone (Usually Brennaman)/Billick
6. Nessler/Mayock
7. Albert/Gannon
8. Harlan/Wilcots
9. Eagle/Fouts
10. Burkhardt/Lynch
11. Buck/Aikman
12. Gumble/Dierdorf
75. Nantz/Simms

I'm with you. I'm thoroughly entertained by Gruden...and have never really understood the hate. Same can be said for Collinsworth.

The possibility that Christian Ponder and Josh Freeman will both be killed in a freak pheasant hunting accident this Saturday is certainly the nightmare of all nightmares, but no team in the NFL would be better equipped to handle the loss of two useless quarterbacks than the Vikings. Fools will cry that I'm jinxing…

I hate to break this to you, the PC Police only exist in your head. Like Santa Claus and a Professional football team in Jacksonville.

Did the Houston fans cheer this one as well?

If it were up to Riley Cooper, it'd be those other guys left hanging.

I'm I the only one who feels like Marky Mark keeps getting closer?

What horrible timing from Blackmon too. Right during the playoff push...